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A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the Ukrainian sausage? What if there was nothing kosher around to eat or drink?

I hate jokes about German sausages What do you call an expired sausage? We never sausage a tragedy coming. I feel the wurst is yet to come.

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Paramedics rushed him to the ER. They say he fears the wurst This joke may contain profanity. There was only a tiny bit of pork in the middle, the left and right sides were just pure breadcrumbs. The flames quickly grew out of control pund all near by fire departments are called. Someone with the wurst sense of humor.

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Noticing this, Bob decided to have some fun. I call it the "Judge Roy Moore". I took a tern for the wurst. Jokes Vegan hot dogs are basically the strap on of food.

When a guy walks into a room full of other guys he usually comments on how its a sausage fest The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. A, a fire started inside the local sausage factory.

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The owner of the factory told the firemen that his secret sausage recipe was stored in a vault inside. At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this.

I'm terrified any time I see a sausage I always fear the wurst My local butcher switched to using sea birds in his sausage. They're the wurst!

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After a couple of bears one man puts the sausage in his pants and the other starts sucking it, the bartender kicks them out of the bar without them having to pay. What do you call it when you rotate a sausage?

An elderly German couple that own a butcher shop are minding the store one day, selling all sorts of meats and sausages when in walks a man with a bird under his arm. When I was the second person to the counter the man in front of me put down some condoms I then proceeded to put the ketchup directly behind the condoms The man then looked at the condoms and ketchup and turned to look me in the eye Then I think sausagge was just instinct i said 'I see we both have something to put on our sausages I laughed, he laughed, the cash lady laughed and the three women behind me laughed it was one saueage the Married women looking in Vedullacheruvu moments of my life!

I bought Kosher sausages from the local deli for the first time, and it looks a little weird. I just wanted you to have some wine", says the Italian.